Track Title: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

carry-on-my-wayward-balls:

popculturesavvyangel:

gadriells:

From (x)

By (x)

Photo Credit (x)

everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and hear this

MY HEART…

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

nitohri:

if you’re gonna shit on people for using fictional characters to motivate themselves well first of all what the fuck is your problem

clacl:

i bet he sells … quack

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

psyducked:

I love how when tumblr popped up with their new terms and conditions your options were “accept” or “log out”, they ain’t fucking around with any whiny ass bitches

supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

assbutts-initiative:

halireblogs:

rebelfreakat221b:

but-renner:

ryanislast:

corrahlovesyou:

considerthishippie:

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.


think about all the sex

There are two types of people.

If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.

… three. Three types of people.

assbutts-initiative:

halireblogs:

rebelfreakat221b:

but-renner:

ryanislast:

corrahlovesyou:

considerthishippie:

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.

think about all the sex

There are two types of people.

If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.

… three. Three types of people.

girly-fanatic:

Alright. Who’s got Mark’s phone?

girly-fanatic:

Alright. Who’s got Mark’s phone?

obsessionsandtruth:

bikerideoceanside:

has anyone done this?

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 700 YEARS

WLT